Alright folks, I’m going to be turning the big 50 next week, and golly, that sure makes me feel older. However, when is the last time you heard a young person use the term “golly”? I guess it’s safe to say that I’m not a youngster anymore. That part stinks. However, I can say that I am a lot wiser than I used to be, and only that comes from age.

So, if any of you young whipper snappers want to get a leg up on your competition in the wisdom department, it’s your lucky day. Right now, in this article, I will release the top 10 odd things I learned in my 50 years on this rock.